Ghost Post 21: six word story + bonus jokes

Oddsley

Mom upstairs. Mom downstairs? Which one?

—by Oddsley, age 12

What do you call a monster who works in finance?
Bankenstein.

What do you call a monster who slaps you around?
Count Smackula.

What does a baby monster call his parents?
Mummy and Deady.

What do you call a monster the month after Halloween?
Thankenstein.

What do you call a monster who breaks into your computer?
Count Hackula.

What do you call a monster made out of rock?
Frankenstone.

What did the cyclops say to the troll?
I’ve got my eye on you.

What do you call a monster who just let one rip outside the Monster Mexican Restaurant?
Rankenstein.

What do you call a monster who works as a plumber?
Count Crackula.

What do you call a monster who gives wedgies?
Yankenstein.

What do you call a monster who loves to go on trips?
Count Packula.

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t. He didn’t have the guts.

Why did the other skeleton cross the road?
There was no body else to do it.

What do you call a monster in the army?
Tankenstein.

What do you call a monster who never does his work?
Count Slackula.

What do you call two monsters who come up on either side of you?
Flankenstein.

What do you call a monster who goes on and on and on…
Count Yackula.

What do you call a monster who’s been dieting?
Lankenstein.

What do you call a monster who loves to eat?
Count Snackula.

What do you call a monster who loves hot dogs?
Frank.

What goes ha, ha, ha…BONK!
A monster laughing its head off.

What do you call a monster who can’t think of any more jokes?
Blankenstein

—Count Feetula, age 11

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