…in being just Mame.
Tame would do housework, laundry and chores,
Cook all the meals and then clean house some more.
Game would teach children to read and to write,
Play with them daily and kiss them goodnight.
Dame would get dressed up in cute little gowns
And go out with her girlfriends for nights on the town.
Flame would come home and make sweet love to Punk,
And wow him with hotness, massages and spunk.
Fame would take care of my speaking and writing;
She’d make the world think I’m so smart and exciting.
But alas, I’m just Mame, so it all falls on me
To be the very best one Mame I can possibly be.